The Big Fat Liar has the inside track
By David Lewis
As Jake walked into the cafe, Mack waved him over.
It was a little after 7 and time for a strong cup of coffee.
Mack: Pull up a chair, Jake! Hey, little lady, bring us another cup-a coffee! Billy Bob and I were just talkingÕ about TuesdayÕs big election, Jake. Who you votinÕ for?
Jake: Not sure. I was thinking about votinÕ for the Big Fat Liar.
Mack: Really? I figured you favored the Big Fat Deadbeat. How Õbout you, Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: I was kind of leaning toward the Big Fat Liar, but now IÕm thinking I might vote for the Big Fat Cheater.
Mack: IÕll tell you, this oneÕs hard to decide. I wasnÕt going to vote for the Big Fat Deadbeat because heÕs just not my cup-a tea. The Big Fat Liar was looking pretty good for awhile, but now IÕm kind of leaning toward the Big Fat Cheater.
Billy Bob: IÕm not too sure Õbout that guy. HeÕs the one who called the Big Fat Cheater a Big Fat Liar before he found out he was a Big Fat Deadbeat.
Jake: And now the big Fat Cheater is calling the Big Fat Deadbeat a Big Fat Liar. And the Big Fat Cheater is starting to talk like a Big Fat Liar.
Mack: WhereÕd you hear that?
Jake: It was on the radio, right before I left this morning.
Billy Bob: I just canÕt believe it. You canÕt trust anybody these days.
Mack: That settles it. WeÕre all voting for the Big Fat Deadbeat É or is the Big Fat Liar?
Jake: IÕll have to listen to the radio some more before I decide. Now whereÕs that coffee?